Are you going to be alone this valentines? Dont feel like going out and watching all those soppy couples dribble over each other this year? Still have unresolved issues with an ex? Now is your chance to get some revenge on the ones who hurt you!

Instructions for use:
Invite your best friends over for a large glass of wine. Set the mood by comparing all of the worst bits of your ex-lovers. Dim the lights and set the candle on a hard heatproof surface. Visualize each part of the voodoo candle as representing a different aspect of your ex-lovers life for example, love, money, sex, wisdom, luck, travel etc. Now relish the task of lighting each wick whilst wishing them the worst fates you can think of. Go on, use your imagination! Once the candle is burnt so are your thoughts of him. He is out of your life. You are a super fox, and ready for your next victim.

Length: 150mm
Depth: 30mm